Hater’s will say it’s photoshopped.

So you would of preferred if he said something like, “his family has my thoughts and prayers”?

I’m not following. Who is Kathy Griffin? 

So, when a mechanic is hooning around with my car, they were actually trying to help...

Yeah.. I’d say fuck it and let the automation cut him off, not do it myself.

That car is pretty loud.

No love for Chex?

I bet he watches a lot of Soccer Anime.

Holistic water.

Feels like a Doug DeMuro special.

I am sure he was sober as a bird when making the comment.

Reminds me of A-Rod calling “got it” during a popup while he runs from second to third.

Those are different ducks and different cars.

Mass Pike is tollbooth-less now.

Also, if anyone is curious. Square Enix’s customer support is absolute trash.

I’m still expecting the airline to mess up somehow. The flight attendant will probably be fired for using the expensive wine bottles instead of the cheap stuff.

I do it. I am a millennial though.

I hope everyday I’m in a coma and am due to wake up to a world that is much better.

Been trying for a week now to recover my account. No luck, as their customer support isn’t that great.