I am more curious about the mechanism that they are using to deploy the umbrellas.

A behind the scenes video would be wonderful.

I would love a Japan Crate un-boxing by Albert Burneko.

You should probably watermark the article photo so it is clear who the killer is.

So no shots of Hank Pym? Seems odd.

I am convinced that will.i.am does not have his driver's license.

Here I thought white wine baths only helped your white blood cells.

nope.

Modular phone yo.

That's wonderful.

Newly discovered frog causes super powers.

To choke implies that at one point they were doing good.

I'd say all the reasons you cite are valid and none of them are reasons a lot of vegetarians are vegetarians .

Hoptimus Prime frowns on you!

I don't think he is in the new one coming out. Not seeing him in the case list.

I thought it was a PR presentation on the virtues of the NFL.

I was waiting for this to be an Old Spice commercial.

That looks purpose built to smoosh some baddies.

He does have some competition.

What people like and what is functional usually differs. Then add in different people and you are pretty much boned on your Venn diagram.