TL;DR (while at work)

Is that Beetlejuice?

Ford Focus ST aka 1/8th mile camera car.

+2 for successful internet thuggery.

Being given a second chance at life implies you are going to do something different. Why give someone a do over at 16 if they are going to make the same decisions; what a waste.

Can't believe you don't have this one.

Sweet spreadsheet. As a future enhancement, you may want to make it so you can alter the number of teams in the league.

These are dangerous to watch at work.

Yeah, that's no dash cam. That's a "hey look at the giant deer in that truck" moment.

For coffee snobs it sure is true.

Before I google every different name you mentioned (which could lead to an infinite number of different methods), do you have a good online guide in mind on how to properly prepare "Turkish coffee"?

Because kids.

You do understand that was a dress right?

I think you are really confusing things.

Now if we can only get american sushi restaurants to serve miso soup after you order.

Front half, new Ford Fusion; Back half, current Ford Mustang.

The dim back lighting and bleached out foreground lighting make the lines pop, but I really want to see it outside in some natural light.

Tractor pulls are a thing.

Damn rookies.