Sony is more likely to give him the money.

well we all knew this was gonna happen.

C’mon Nintendo

The DM was angry at you because he interpreted a nat 20 glaive attack as being capable of punching a hole through stone?

My best D&D story (not heinous but amusing). Short version:

Dodged a bullet. A good DM would have been able to handle this.

“He started to undress.

“ Everybody loves role-playing games (unless you’re irrationally worried about Satan.) “

One of the games I’m currently playing in is an old Ravenloft adventure that the dm adapted to 5th ed. We kind of had to Scooby-Doo the thing to figure out how to fix the problem and, well, it did not go well. Next session starts on a battle between our party, which is currently down one man because he’s at least 5…

I’ve actually had a DM who has done this to me..Me and Crunch we so happy..

4 day early release? Fuck you Eidos. Seriously. If it’s done, release it. If it’s not done, which these days is the case with every fucking AAA release, don’t release it. If you thought day one patches were bad, the patch on this one will be negative 4 day patch.

1 1/2 house chase scene? They did it already, and from the director of “Babe; Pig in the city” we have the greatest action movie of all time... MAD MAX.

I think your point is spot on. Let’s face it, in the hetero world, men are a dime a dozen and women can snap their fingers and get laid. The crude fact is that “the pussy has all the power.”

you forgot the most important one!

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

Me reading the headline: “Oh man, I hope she pounded it.”
Me reading the article:

Well, it’s not much, but the released Yakuza 5 avatars for PSN this week. So that might hint at it coming sooner than later.

I’ve always wanted to play low level monsters in someone’s actual rpg, only without them knowing their enemies were human controlled. I always thought I could do a better job of representing the demeanor of a low level mob, which would have to be dramatically stupid, arrogant, insane, and/or terrified (or just faking…

Yeah not sure what was wrong with the song, fit it perfect and actually had me chuckling a few times...