I feel like an old. I just watched that video linked in the first paragraph and sat there shaking my head the whole time. I just don’t get it. There were like, what, 9 guys singing in broken English? Ugh. I’m going to crawl back into my hole now.

I’ve had sex on TOP of my old elementary school. That was fun.

Right? Nothing here is unique.

Yeah, this movie would have been better off made in Hollywood.

So, they’re going to have to take out the whole “Mikasa is the last Asian” sub-plot, right?

First thing I noticed as well. This just doesn’t look good.

All I want is Wario Coliseum. Y can’t I haz?

It's not the length that gets me, it's how nonsensical they are. The one you mentioned at least makes sense.

Do most Japanese games names not translate well to English, or are they just as ridiculous over there?

I spent 40 on the expansion and don't regret it.

I spent 40 on the expansion and don't regret it.

Yes, the fur is very furry.

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze has penguins and animals as protagonists. Also it's tough as shit.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

I like "Zombiis".

Snake Man

Every good joke offends somebody!

It's a joke playing on the stereotype that women are turned on by wealthy men.

Actually, they're making a joke.

I actually made him a while ago.

For the corner of my 3ds and the side of my gamepad! I also had to cut around the thumb for a better range of movement.