Also “the hermit kingdom” is racist as fuck.

“There is speculation that the games enter the hermit kingdom via China.”

How is that racist? It isn’t belittling or discriminatory to acknowledge the fact that the North Korean government has a stranglehold, or at least attempts to, on everything coming and going into the country. There is almost no tourism allowed, without permission, to the nation and North Koreans are not allowed to…

The DPRK Defender has logged on.

The young elites of NK have reasonably modern lifestyles. Stunted, but modern. 

That is pretty cool. I wonder how true it is. I know that smuggling is big business on the China border, but a LAN party with GTA V? Wouldn’t every part of a LAN party with GTA V be verboten?

This thing is more powerful than the “Not a Flamethrower” and it’s also not a flamethrower.

It does not meet the legal definition of a flamethrower in California. Therefore it is not a flamethrower; it is a glorified lighter. It’s in the same way a paring knife is not a chef’s knife.

Yeeeaaaaah, those shots of him looking like a madman don’t help much to his case.

Hellz yes. I practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and freestyle Wrestling so i’m always in need of a good massage. I have a guy that I see about once a month and homeboy is the only masseur I’ve ever had thats able to really get a good deep tissue going on me.

Best massage I ever had was done by a real big dude. He basically took me apart and put me back together correctly.

Real men get massaged by men. Need that grip strength and mass son.

Ah, my first editions. How I wish you weren’t stolen all those years ago.

Here’s a couple of things I dearly wish I’d known my first time through:

“Don’t Worry About Your Starting Class Too Much” - On a first play through I usually suggest Pyromancer because I see it as the most powerful starting class (good gear, easy magic). Once you have the hang of it you feel free to try other classes. Also keep in mind that for the normal sequence of the game Pyromancy…

-Improving your weapon is as important as leveling your character

Yup. I didn’t actually think to do that back when the game first came out, and then my BIL (who was trying to beat the game faster than I had) just wandered on down and was like, “Hey, I wonder if I can get that Firekeeper soul early?”

...bastard also got the Dark Knight Shield drop I’d been hoping for forever.

I love…

On that subject - it is also worth looking up how to do a suicide run for the Fire Keeper Soul in New Londo Ruins.

“Avoid The Graveyard At First”

Very important tip: