For pole dancing, the Lord requires that it begin with a rousing rendition of "Girls, Girls, Girls" OK that's almost as bad a Christian Contemporary but a lot funnier.

On a societal level, I want to know why they don't make these things for men. Beer guts are not anymore attractive than cellulite or muffin tops. I also want to know why a man who looks like a beached whale is societally allowed and even encouraged to be topless in a beach/pool setting while a woman who also looks…

I guess that is how they do their smoothing. I don't know. I'm fat and I have cellulite but not bad enough for it to show through the average pair of womens slacks. I have seen women with that problem (size denial?). If the problem is that bad, I would say go for it or buy your real pant size but for the rest of…

I bought them once in size E even though by the charts I was a C at the time. I bought them for the clean line but because like you most of my weight is in the middle I was worried I would get muffin top if I got my size. I really don't think they can make anyone smaller unless they wear a one piece and then how do…

I'm on the border between regular and plus sizes and know some x-smalls that jiggle more than I do. I thought the point of these things was to create a clean line not to make you smaller. I also thought Lane Bryant carried bigger sizes than Nordstrom does.

Do they still make bike shorts? I started wearing those when I was younger and thinner so I would have something under my long peasant skirt when it inevitably flew up in the wind. I have found they work for this purpose as well but I've not seen any at Target for a while. I prefer bike shorts to Spanx b/c Spanx…

As a student at USC, I refused to "consent" to speak to them outside of any class related interaction and I refused to join a sorority or in any way be associated with them. They left me alone. If a woman "consents" to play their games she knows what she is in for, at least in their eyes. It is my contention that a…

You know this is why I can't watch reality shows like the Bachelor. I can't stand watching desperate women debase themselves. There is only ONE (literally ONE) reason I chose not to join a sorority - the girls were expected to date frat guys and I.DO.NOT.DATE.FRAT.GUYS. Even as an adult finding out a guy was in a…

The Bruins weren't any better. I started my college years there.

Of course not, they are nothing if not patriotic in an extreme right wing way. At least they were in the 90s. I'm being snarky but I am *not* kidding.

I second making frats go away. I graduated college in the 90s and I still see a guy having been in a frat as a deal breaker.

His father was the same thing, these are legacy students. As I said in my post which will probably not be posted - these guys paid for my BA and MA there and for that I am grateful. For that and that they leave you along if you don't go to their parties.

Welcome to the wonderful world of fraternities.

I'm a USC grad (and undergrad). I am not surprised. I didn't date much during my tenure there because I hated the frat guys and my classes were full of them (I should have been an art major). They were all legacy students from Orange County (or some preppy place) and acted just like one would think that stereotype…

I've never even heard of an Omega male. What do they do? I thought Alpha's and Beta's were similar to A and B types. I didn't know there were more. However, if we are to consider ourselves a pack, isn't the Alpha wolf always a male because he leads the hunt? While his consorts tend to the litter(s)? We aren't…

I was hoping for 3 days a week which comes out to $600/month. I'm sure it's less when you get to that many sessions but it's still a lot. I can afford one or two sessions a month but no more (at the moment). For now, I was thinking of getting a $150 series of Pilates reformer classes next month (long recession…

They knew his history. They knew there was a chance of being beaten. Bree admits to be a ho so why not call her one.

I think it's hilarious that they call these women "plus size". Unless its a reference to their height, they look more average size than "plus size". They have collarbones and muscle tone. I'm waiting for fat models. That might be amusing or at least a self esteem boost for the average under 5'6" woman.

@ian spiegelman: I don't think TMZ is all that sympathetic to Sheen. Perez Hilton on the other hand seems to be the most misogynist gay man on the planet. Just ask Fergie. I personally feel bad for Lindsay because of her parents. I don't get what Charlie's issues are but he sure is entertaining from a safe…

Lindsay Lohan doesn't have a hit show and Charlie Sheen doesn't seem to have an DUI arrests? Who is most likely to kill me? These people Charlie Sheen hurt have been with him voluntarily. Had Lindsay crashed into a person or another vehicle, the victims would be innocent. Last but not least, as far as I know…