I don’t believe you. You live in a shit hole country, and for that I am sorry since you seem reasonable and human, that is on a downward spiral and hasn’t found bottom. Good luck, God speed.

Also he isn’t aging well. Isn’t he in his thirties? Looks older.

It’s like an Old Spice commercial.

True. The failure of 55 Division to properly execute an investigation into the many missing persons in The Village has been widely known and many organizations in The Village have been vocal about enforcement getting off their ass. 55 is well known for being garbage homophobic, sexist, racist jackasses. I absolutely…

He was a landscaper. An emptied out van wouldn’t be so unusual.

I remember in my twenties, this friend who was dating the sweetest woman. She was cute, shy, and really kind. And he was always undermining her he’d call her names (stupid or lame or whatever) in a sort of ‘joking’ manner. I think by the second time he did it we gave him shit (in front of her) and told her to dump him…

I thought difficult difficult was being funny. Ha. Jokes on me. Your right there is more insinuated behind those words and that fella knew it when he said.

Should she cry about it instead? Bah...fuck ‘em.

Use the toy and the man. There are toys for couple use (like a penis ring with a vibrator for your clitoris - YAY).

Two people chimed in that it could be dancer’s tights, I think that could be right.

I have to agree, good call.

Now that makes sense.

Amen to that.

Team stripper all the way. I mean fuck these assholes who think they can do and say anything just because the employee wears a fucking a g-string.

I have always maintained that the ring should be valuable enough to pawn in case his dumb ass leaves me or fucks up somehow and I need a quick exit. Also, I consider it a deposit on my future I have to give up a whole lot (and he is going to gain more than me because of the natural imbalance of hetero relationships)…

Yeah I just saw the cast list and my mind is blown.

The only thing worse is Christmas time. ‘Do They Know it’s Christmas’ is the single worst song ever recorded.

I was 20 when they came out and ugh...that song about the zingazinga what?! Working retail and listening to Girl Power on rotation was painful. I figured meh it’ll only last for a bit but it’s like a million years later.

Why can’t Spice Girl die already?! My heavens, you know they’re shit right? Even for pop music they are shit. The whole Girl Power thing was a catch phrase to sell albums. There was no Girl Power. I sooo hate that phrase.

Wow. Huge surprise. Megyn Kelly being petty and conservative? Attacking others based on her own twisted morality? Being narrow minded and vindictive? Who knew?