I'll see your stream and raise you a helicopter.

The bloom on the Titans are atrocious, even for a "good" smartphone shooter.

I'll highlight some words because clearly you're not comprehending.

Bonus: Styles your hair in that fresh-outta-bed look fashion for when you hit the strip.

I magically wrote the article?

Eh, 450 is high by most people's books.

Yeah, the thing is that Nintendo titles don't exactly appear on consoles (SSBB, Mario, etc). I've got a good gaming PC already. I just don't want to play any game that's running at a choppy 30fps on a "next-gen" console.

Therefore no purchase lol. Not till a major price drop anyway.

As long as it can crank 60fps 1080p on titles for the next couple years, I'll pay up to 450$

They are the Inebriati

Read "Gearbox Discovers" in title for some reason.

My extensive personal data proves quite the opposite.

Well, the chances of him getting re-elected are astronomical...

So...persons outside of Arizona are still allowed to troll?

Yep. This is a lame pun with even lamer dancing.

Well. Lucas has ruined the entirety of the image of Star Wars now.

Visionary leaders.

Same. The girl does have a nice bum though.

Eh, I was thinking of something done in the style of this.

Add this to the list of April Fools things that should be real~