I assume it will be full-priced as well.

This may sound incredibly ignorant and naive, but if Kotaku is so popular ( and it is) why can't it tell Gawker to fuck off and go solo?

You mean like their main and targeted demographic, Casuals/family? They're most likely not going to be following it like that either.

No one cares because they don't advertise or build any hype for it. And it's not a lack of interest, they were able to make Kid Icarus, an obscure character from the 80's, into the most anticipated game for the 3DS through PR alone. Nearly every franchise they're started has been profitable, even Pikmin, and that has…

I like how you, and only you, are trying to make this about sex. I've said worlds about how breast implants can be about anything but sex, but you push that angle so hard because that's the only way you seem to see things.

Because Nintendo is not advertising them at all besides Mario. None of those titles you stated are in this press statement, and infact this is the first time I've heard of any of these.

Again, you ignored my question about what if they looked natural. Let's change up your statement a bit.

So we follow around Notorious BIG as his weedman for 6 years until he dies and someone discovers us?

I didn't leave out the DS because I agree with you that it was a success. Your initial statement inferred that Nintendo's plan has been FLAWLESS for the past 30 years, and I simply wanted to show you several instances where it was not.

So you're alright with anything else people do in their lives for the sake of the ambigous definition of vanity.

First of all, it's not an analogy, but a correlation. The difference being not that shampoo = implants, but shampoo = unnatural and implants = unnatural. They are both unnatural, which was your whole beef to begin with but at this point you're flip-flopping around so much.

If by work you mean the Gamecube, the 3DS, and the Wii......Sorry, but no.

This thread has gone along swimmingly.

Ok, so you read the first paragraph of my reply. The rest?

And in other Ocean Marketing metaphors.....

Yeah, all portable commercials make it seem like we all go on epic journeys on our way to work...

And a credit card?

My guess is that, unlike the PSP PS1 support, they want to make this one unhackable.

Always? My grandma had breast cancer and due to that she needed to have one of her breasts removed. Later on she replaced it with a fake implant.

Whoosh.