@PunkyChipsAhoy: How appropriate, you play like cow.

These leave me speechless every sunday. The complete lack of funny is mindblowing.

@TheRealDoshu: Reminds me of that Angry Video Nerd episode about text adventures. ''Don't know how to fuck something.'' *facepalm*

@runn1ngman: Maybe that's why these "earnest students in China" are put to shame by US-educated students when it comes to creativity and innovation? Open minds are worth a lot.

So you can 'harvest' milk from the cattle?

I always thought of "replayability" as the extent to which you would enjoy to play a game for a second time, or multiple times. Just like calling a movie unwatchable means you didn't enjoy to watch it (event though it is obviously feasible by definition to watch any movie), complimenting a game for its replayability…

@mrClint: If you're not American, this game is not for you anyways, you bloodsucking anarchist!

This will ensure Capcom complete global saturation.

@DrZaius: You mean stand-up comedy by Bobby Kotick?

@The Anti-Fanboy: Well, trying to think from the perspective of your average consumer who ACTUALLY BOUGHT this collection to try it out, I get a lot of white noise with a recurring sentence sounding something like "I am disappoint."

Given how creative and dedicated the gaming community is, there surely must be a website for alternative box arts somewhere that you can print out, no?

@zåɳzißarlegeпȡ: Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this news is.

Why are Americans afraid of dragons?

I hope the local pub in Fort Gay serves some nice, cold Fucking Hell so he can celebrate the victory.

@uncutlateralus: Wasn't it also the first FPS that let you jump?

@ginazninja: From the page you linked to (at the bottom under ''Consequences''): ''Nixon resigned the presidency and avoided the likely prospect of losing the impeachment vote in the full House and a subsequent trial in the Senate.''

@ginazninja: Nixon was never impeached, and thus never found guilty of anything. He resigned to avoid an impeachment. Clinton was impeached, was found not guilty and therefore stayed in office. Independent of these facts, it is of course your right to believe anything you want.

@ginazninja: Nixon was never impeached, he resigned from office. Looks like a lot of news for you today. This is a news blog, after all.

Isle Delfino? Isn't that right next to...

@Salari: Command & Conk Her