So it went from solving a challenging puzzle to simply completing a set of mindless instructions that you repeat a random number of times until you get the item you want. This is why I hate raid culture in MMOs.

My black launch-day 3DS is still going strong (although I did replace the battery with a high-capacity Nyko PowerPak). It's been 3 1/2 years now. Probably 4 full years before this comes stateside. I'd say I'm about due for an upgrade.

Good question. I'm thinking Metro: Last Light or maybe The Witcher 2.

"Son, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him." - Dr. Albert Marconi, John Dies at the End

Consulting firms exist to tell their clients what they want to hear.

Didn't the owner force them to pick him in the draft, while the GM and coaches wouldn't have done it?

It's coming. The updates have been incrementally leading up to it. It's a major technical challenge, because of how Wii emulation works.

They were a prize item in the original SNES game.

MORE functional? Have you ever watched a livestream on Youtube?

Outside the obvious, there's Xenoblade and The Last Story if you're a jRPG fan. Little King's Story (if you can find it) is a surprising RTS-style game that's way more than it initially seems. No More Heroes 1 and 2 are worth looking at. MadWorld is a 3rd person action game with way-over-the-top violence narrated by…

I think it's Zachary Comstock, from Bioshock Infinite. A lot of his concept art is reminiscent of the Tragic Prelude mural in the Kansas State Capitol building, but less awesome.

I don't know of any Wii U specific features. It came down to the Wii U or Steam version for me, and I chose Wii U.

Just think of the value you could recover from all that recycled semiconductor material.

Because most PC games have been held back because they were running on engines developed for 9-year old hardware that even then was underpowered compared to PCs.

Hey now, wasn't Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon announced on April 1st? The world is a better place for it.

You misspelled Torchlight II

I didn't play the demo, but I'm loving the game so far. It's the best handheld JRPG since the Golden Sun series.

I thought this would be about the "Unix" system that controls the doors.

That's almost fast enough to choke on the dust left by Dri Archer.

Because Cleveland clearly needs to be shat on by random people from other cities even more than they currently are.