They’re rebooting Get Christie Love?!

Yeah, I understand that’s called the “Mengele Effect.”

I heartily agree with the 5-year rule, but unfortunately it’s 20-20 hindsight for me. I wish I’d been as smart as you when I was your age. I got laid off one week after my 50th b-day, and they insulted me in an ageist way as they laid me off. I should have been company-hopping and not been a loyal little drone.

They should have run that cute Star Wars skit instead. It’s on youtube and it’s so much funnier.

Yeah, my favorites are the ones where, out of the blue, they decide she’s a “golddigger” who “wanted a famous guy for a sugar daddy” and it “backfired on her”. /sarcasm

This has the ring of something that happened to you. Did you try to talk to a woman or touch their shoulder and the “chick” in question (please don’t ever call women “chicks” ever, ever again, OK, thx?) cried foul?

Those men you refer to who are thinking that way are fucking stupid, and it’s just as well that they follow through with not interacting with women. Women do not want to talk to drooling idiots. So, good!

I kinda want Chidi to rap the Monty Python “Philosopher’s Song”, but really it’s not high-minded enough for the character:

Yeah, I think there is room in this world for perfectly legitimate: “Wait, what?” *squints* “WTF? Are you effin’ kidding me?! I never noticed that before! That sucks!” outrage. Life comes at you fast, sometimes you miss the details, right up until that moment you don’t.

I honestly thought Fey was making fun of the kind of self-involved person who sheet-cakes in the face of White Supremacy, not that she was suggesting it was a good idea. Michael Che uncharacteristically freaking out and grabbing a hunk of cake was part of it, as was Colin Jost saying, “How does this help?!” to her.…

I recently learned that “blood is thicker than water” is a reduced quote, the longer quote it derives from is this: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” That means the people you choose to go through life with are bonded to you more closely than mere family ties. It…

Yeah, Jean Shepherd (of “A Christmas Story” fame) wrote a short story about this, where he says that some people blithely go through life ignoring their faux pas as if they never happened and others, like him, lie in bed in the dark, sweating and remembering every dim-witted blunder they committed in the course of…

I don’t drink cranberry juice for the taste. It really works!

So basically the headline should be “Kanye West Insults Rape Survivors to Hype His Next Album.”

Men die earlier in their lives because they “tough it out” and refuse to admit that they’re sick, so they don’t go to the hospital when they feel that funny pain and subsequently die of whatever dire problem it is causing the pain.

Everywhere I look, there are people posting “OMG! Haven’t we had enough of these all-female remakes? Isn’t anyone tired of this trend yet?”, which is odd because the “trend” consists of one movie that isn’t out yet and a bunch of speculation about one other movie that doesn’t even have a cast yet.

Back in the mid-to-late 80s, I lived in Brooklyn in a fabulous, dead-cheap apartment that was within 15 minutes walking distance to the Avenue M television studio The Cosby Show filmed in. I pulled some strings and got myself an invitation to a job as script-typist there, which is to say I’d be the actual person who…

OMG, “Here Come The Brides” woke up my little preteen hormones — that show was created for The Female Gaze, gorgeous men for every taste a girl could have.

I'm still wondering where the heck George Kotsiopoulos went! Nobody made a fuss about his disappearance! He was a nice guy who really knew fashion: I genuinely like Brad G., but can see that he's a touch too snarky for the team given that "snark" is supposed to be Kathy's purview.

Only if you inherit money or somehow have a rich person intercede for you. I don't know a single person who lives anything resembling a middle class lifestyle except the couple of people I know who where given a huge chunk of money from rich parents, and they are doing fabulously. And we are all college grads who…