Peace dude...this is getting stupid.

my mom did die recently, so you know...roll with that. But I was adopted, so I have another, bitch.

ugh..really, nothing better to post than this?

Yes sir, that is indeed exactly what it looks like.

Holy SHIT. That last play was ridiculous. There's no taking Johnny down. He just threw a 45 yard pass for a 12 yard gain. Easily this year's best Flutie to Flutie play...and then. of course, there's the pick.

So what, am I gonna die before next Saturday?

That Jim Mora is a real hugger.

This doesn't make me feel sorry for him so much as it makes question his sanity. Honestly, the whole piece comes off as very puffy, and now I wouldn't be surprised to find out he is clinically a real sociopath. Good guy, maybe, but not all right in the head. And Bayless can't be titled the "Most Hated Man in Sports"…

They did this at my high school. We were in this tournament that happened every few years between us and our two sister schools, one France and the other Russia. So each school has one player picked to represent them in the contest, but for some dumb fucking reason two players were chosen to represent our team. Which…

Sigh... The greatest and the worst night of my USC-fanboy life was at the Rose Bowl, watching my team lose in the last minutes of what may well have been the best BCS Championship game ever (and thankfully, also likely the last great BCS moment ever). There was class, sorrow, and Reggie. All that seems like a dream…

Well, that's the trap you fell into along with Burke. If you think a starter on the World Series champs' roster can honestly be referred to as a terrible player, no matter what context you chose to base it on, you're already on the other side of my argument. Tell me how he's terrible and you aren't.

I also am a Dodgers fan. Some games, or some performances, transcend our borders, right? How could you not want the guy to get it?...especially since outside of Lincecum's NoNo, there hasn't been a lot to cheer for in the Bay.

I didn't say anything about happiness or sadness for the outcome. He pitched a hell of a game. I was focused solely on how it was sad that the writer decided to annihilate the man's career because, like so many writers and commenters these days..cough..., he lives off eating the fetuses of potentiality to ingest the…

He's a solid guy and a team leader, and the fact is he didn't do anything bad. Taken out of context it's a great play on a good hit. He has nothing to feel sorry about.

Stay Classy Timmy. What sick joy do you get out of writing this thing? There is nothing you will ever do (and I like your pieces generally) that will ever come this close to being that special. Pence was 3 inches away from making it into the books...so, please explain...why are you being such a douche about this?

"The problem with football is people watch the ball," Gaudelli told me. "But there are so many things happening off the ball ..."

UCLA at 1,324,989 seems a little off. They can compete in the pac-12, and I'm pretty damn sure they are better the San Jose State, and I live in San Jose.

No shit.

But there hasn't yet been an athlete, or a human, who learned more from being sent to the time-out corner than from experience.

Amazingly, by the time they shot this picture he had already done the whole front row.