Just because you say it doesn't mean it's true.

Genius. They know perfectly well how shallow his personality is. Anything to bump up his ego in a passive agressive way like this will pay off. My money's on him staying.

I'm kinda lazy when it comes to reading 90 comments about a topic. I tend to write as soon as I finish reading. So, while I am not surprised someone said the same thing as me, because it's fucking obvious, I didn't read it before I posted.

I feel bad for you so I'll just spell it out. It's a joke comment about 'the right to bear arms.' See, in the picture he has no arms..get it???

Did someone mention the 2nd amendment? I think his lawyers have a case on that.

Is the train the worst driving obstruction you can run into?

That's nice, but not as nice as this.

"He started off his speech about how he worked at a toll booth and then it kind of went nowhere,"

What is the point of making a mockery of this kid who clearly doesn't deserve it? Careful, Deadspin, you're trolling a little too much lately, and it isn't worth the reputation you've gained.

Shaw just got hired by the Nuggets. It's about fucking time.

I'd love to see that done with Kobe's 81.

The Bubba Watson meltdown with his caddie was a lot more entertaining.

Maybe it's because as a society we've just been getting dumbed down to such an extent that, well, things like the Kardasians and mindless pageantry seem to be important. It can't be stated enough that since the internet came and exploded, things like this show have become dinosaurs. There are just too many better ways…

But we know better than that don't we? Pageants that are broadcast on major channels exist for the same reason every other thing on TV exists. Ratings. Many women love to bitch about other women, and many men love to see hot girls in bikinis. Neither focus group is looking for an intellectual conference on the issues…

I think you missed my point. I'd prefer the smart cello-playing, chess-loving nerd any day. My point isn't that beautiful women can't be smart, that's ludicrous...my wife is both. It's that women, girls really, that spend the better part of their lives going from pageant to pageant, and consequently probably take a…

I've actually never watched a beauty pageant in my life, or bought a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. But yes, I do enjoy viewing cleavage. I enjoy it very much.

Not really worthy. What do we expect when we ask a 19 year old beauty pageant lifer to measure in on economic policies. Yea, it's fun to laugh at. But did you look at those tits?

You can say Phil blew it on 16, but the fact is Rose kept his composure and did the near impossible by par-ing 17 and 18 under pressure. I feel for Lefty, but only because it was his birthday today. He didn't have any bad luck, he just couldn't get the ball quite in the hole.

Yeah, but if you're a fan of Kobe it gets stale pretty quick. I still can't wait for his next mailbag, like everyone else, but again, all he's doing really is taking cheap shots. Now that he's corporate I expect a little less of that and more of objective commentary.

He's been telling the same joke for 3 years now (nothing would please him more on this earth than Kobe getting busted for some illegal surgery.) I think it's time to recognize that yes, Bill Simmons has become Michael Wilbon, and worse..he's on the road to Reillyville.