Your name sort of implies it. But seriously, if you can, what would you say that they were saying to each other?

How can you read lips if you can't see?

I'm sadly awaiting the 'sink hole' joke. I know one of you has it nailed down.

I hate Duke as much as anyone, but there is a good point being made here.

Still waiting on Team UZ, or Bubble Guppies. Pocoyo is awesome, so no need to go there. I'm not sure if you've tackled this one or not, but Fresh Beat Band might be among the leading reasons American kids are idiots compared to the rest of the free world. I hate those people. But I do feel kind of sad sometimes…

Steph Curry appeared last night, playing Kobe Bryant at a theater in New York. The show was put on by a charity, the Curry Foundation, who are trying to raise $35,000 to meet the penal costs earned by Curry's unfortunate involvement in a recent scuffle against the Indiana Pacers. By all accounts it was a smash-mouth…

The name Elle Woods mean anything to anyone?

Since 1978 she's been nominated 17 times, roughly every 2 1/2 years. She's also won 2 Emmys and has been nominated for 5 Grammys. I'd say that point was reached a long time ago.

"...don't despair. You'll always have your raging alcoholism to help fill the void.

Gary Vitti should be ready at all times to inject Howard with liquified pixie sticks whenever he seems to be getting gassed.

1925! What's amazing about this is that the other two picked a writer that's still alive, and one who wasn't born until 1932.

Tim..you know that this is a spoiler for those of us not living close to that horrible excuse for an ocean. I've got 47 minutes left.

Right now? Feels pretty damn good.

Drew, your comment on J-Law's fall is an instant classic. I now expect a hell of a lot more from you.

I wish I heeded your wisdom. The live blog by Caity and Rich is just one long, excruciating ride on the 'Let's Bitch About Everything express.'

Drew. You are losing it. This was probably the best Oscars in the last 15 years. That doesn't mean there weren't times it was unintentionally hilarious. It wouldn't be the Oscars without it. But you are having to stretch really far to continue your negative diatribe on the whole thing. How does it feel to have to be…

Now that is one way to help the school rehabilitate its image; make yourselves look even more desperate.

not mutually exclusive.

This is exactly the same reason why Bynum left the Lakers after his shooting coach joined N.A.

Trying to figure out how this merits front-page attention. Especially in light of the story being two days late.