My first one was at a Dead show in 1988. It came from a tank and not a whippet so, you know, it was purer.

Unfortunately that guy is Rick Reilly, and he does it for a living.

He's also the only guy that Kobe trusts to talk to whenever a Kobe article seems pertinent.

Dead on Tom. I was adopted and nothing that Reilly said made sense to me. Every adoptee is going to have their own opinion on meeting or knowing anything about their birth parents. I eventually met my birth mother, but that was mainly because she had two kids and I wanted to get to know my half-siblings. I have no…

No you don't. If you did you'd know how to have a real conversation about this. But dream all you want. BTW I got BA in Forensic Psychology. So, what field are you in?

well, there goes the Celt's chance at losing in 5 in the second round this year.

No they aren't. That's a very easy box to put them in, but if you spend way too much time reading about them like I do, you'll find it isn't that black and white. Some are born to kill, some are indoctrinated by circumstance, and some just end up doing it while feeling guilty the whole time. No sociopath can feel…

Brings up a great debate. What is "hometown" really supposed to mean?

Are Gary residents mainly Bears fans or Colts fans?

Good Point RubbyDubby. I'm not sure there is a clear distinction, but there have been serial-killers that weren't sociopaths. Not many though.

Are you kidding? This guy's totally inspirational. From this day forth I also plan to start running marathons when I turn 89. Hell, 88!

When you are Tom Brady, all the really cool stuff you wanted to do when you were a kid is possible. The rings are nice, but wait until you see his dungeon, perfectly dressed with authentic rack, iron maiden, and thumb screws. He and Giselle proudly keep an organic lemur farm to act as a steady supply of horrified…

You and Forde should go for drinks and come up with some more of this amazing insider knowledge stuff.

Can you please do "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask" next?

Any article that references both Marx and Mel Brooks, calls out the "horse-pucky" going on at ND, and ends with a "hooey" BANG! is all right in my book. I also love the 4:30 early bird at Country Kitchen.

"...grist for the national snark mill" is my new favorite 'what the fuck does that mean?' phrase.

Who's this and why did you post his picture?

There is no exit for La Cienega Blvd. on the 405. It's the 10 you lying crap of shit.