Blue Dodge in the screenshot was hands down the best one.

....Don't go

Don't go

Don't go

Amazingly, he's still not funny

My grandmother had a chance to buy this car for $1500 back in '63

...and looking at pornographic images.

You are not along my friend.

8.) Karmann Ghia

Obligatory

I don't see why not?

Or you could just buy a Porsche?

It has, but unfortunately the Karmann Ghia was a truly horrid car, and it's a thankful thing that it is dead and will luckily NEVER be resurrected.