NEMESIS!!!

Which is such a travesty...

What my friends actually think I do: make 37 shifts before crossing the intersection from a stop.

I’m completely with you. Honestly, most of my CP/NP decisions are based on whether or not it has a manual. The day that I buy an auto is the day that the car drives itself

I’m interested in the Chevy Volt with an M54B30, though.

Not really we can still make fun of people who buy flappy paddles and call them sissys

There’s a difference between going for the best track speeds and actually having fun daily driving.

Because liking a Tesla, and supporting the electric car movement is essentially digging your own grave if you like those other cars you have mentioned. Once these electric cars become automated and take over you can kiss driving those other cars away because insurance companies will price you out of driving your own…

Listen, ELON MUSK (we see you behind your “iLOVEtesla” handle!), I’ll end my blatantly obvious Jokes for Jalops however I see fit.

I KNEW I was going to have to explain this to at least one person:

Call me old fashioned but there’s just something lacking. I mean, sure it’s fast but it just seems BORING.

Terrible. Just terrible.

Why wasn’t there any audio?

Fuck him

I’m a bit confused. The door Jam sticker says otherwise and I always thought I had a BMW produced at the M facility in Germany.

You’re entirely entitled to your opinion but please understand, you’re wrong.

How is there not a picture of M Parallels in the main article above?!

M Parallels > All other wheels

Not to mention that this is the system killing interesting option combinations and manual transmissions.

What a bunch of fucking idiots. I hope this article doesn’t give them what they want - more publicity and money to make more of these fucking videos.