Foolish driver aside, that is a fucking SWEET m5

Challenge accepted. (Yep, that's the venerable Iron Duke right there.)

You and the other fucktards here keep making this personal about me and throw ad hominems and shaming language for breaking away from the modern indoctrination, rather than discourse about the topic at hand.

If this was in the midwest, I would so go buy it and turn it into a Glamper. Hardwood floors, marble counters. Suck it Airstream. I'll show you luxury.

You haven't demonstrated that I hate anyone. The only conclusion that you can clearly come to is that I hold facts about them to be true that are unsavory in the current Culturally Marxist social environment where discussion of any true, but unsavory facts about these groups is seen as hatred.

Gulf livery ALL the things!

Now these wheels are hawtttttt.

They can be indecisive. But unless something has changed in the last 80years, If I'm driving in a clean 2009 Audi A3 with options, then thats more attractive to women then if I'm driving in a clean 2009 Toyota Yaris. Moreover, my self-esteem would lower every second I'm sitting in a Yaris.

Sorry Schrader... it comes down size AND how you use it.

That whole survey was operating on the premise that people are self-aware enough to answer those questions truthfully. When it comes to anything related to relationships, people have gigantic blind spots for themselves. No one knows what they want, at least enough to verbalize it.

"...limited new run of 300 E28 M5s to celebrate the occasion..."

Men need to stop giving a fuck what women think to be honest. There are billions of women out there, lots of them that are easy and lots of them that can be paid to do the shit you want them to do. Other than providing a child for you if that's what you want, a woman provides little value to you other than costing you…

Most people, especially women, will lie in surveys and studies. Or give more socially acceptable answers based on what they think they can get away with. Until they are monitored more closely.

Friend Zone.

There is a rollcage welded into the rear deck, sadly.

Stuffed animals ziptied on said rollcage, though...

"56 percent view men who drive exotic or fast cars as being showoffs or arrogant,"

"A woman? Now it makes sense..."

women drivers amirite?

Love the bow at the end. How do you say, "you're fucking welcome" in Russian?

It was more of a minuscule collision than a dodge. Watch how the car and truck bounce in unison when the little car's bumper slides under the truck's. Good Volvo brakes, though. The driver was clearly in no mood to kill a little old lady that day (at least, not with his truck).