Fuck them. This is all bullshit and they should be boiled alive. Ridiculous that we're all gushing over this shit when there are important things happening in this world.

I think we can all agree that the most offensive part of this post was being subjected to the writing skills of Urban Dictionary contributors.

A large butt is an oppressive standard that is forced upon women by the white male patriarchy. I will not rest until this standard of beauty is torn down.

Because sometimes women are merely making a patriarchal bargain, which isn't really all that noble, even if it might make sense for the individual.

Of course one, especially a pop star, can objectify oneself, although a better term to use for it may be commodification. Nicki Minaj is the product and she is selling herself and dat ass- quite successfully. I'm not condemning her or poo pooing her success, but my gut reaction is to be torn about it.

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

I played competitive sports as a kid. I also competed in musical and performance competitions, spelling bees, and was a force to be reckoned with on the debate team.

Spoiler alert: her mother is not looking out for her best interests.

Trust me, most people on io9 don't know the first thing about abstract mathematics either but the coverage of math topics there is infinitely better than here. The problem with increasing the coverage of STEM topics on Jezebel is not a problem of knowledge (which is lacking on all Gawker blogs) — it's a problem of…

I've got an approachable face but a non-approachable attitude towards strangers. It's a problem.

Is it 1975 already?

Women are increasingly working now?!

It's a place that sells shitty fast food. Who cares what they do with it?

It was a stupid comment. Apologies for any offense.

He'd stand there, shoulders hunched, belly protruding, with his erect dick thrusting at the air... He looked like an angry bumblebee about to sting me.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…