I’m sitting here eating a little breakfast and I honestly could just vomit all over this table. I am really starting to detest these people. Kanye is disgusting. They’re all abhorrent. From here on out, I will not be clicking through to anymore posts about these people. 

Ben, I think its time for your nap, you’re getting cranky.

Jackass is gonna jackass

You mean she didn’t conform to your stereotypical view of a docile woman? You’re an easy one.

“I was overjoyed when AOC won the primary. I was so happy that a progressive upset an old crusty DNC hack. She gave me hope. But this... this is indefensible. I would never vote for her now...”

Also I highly doubt you were "overjoyed" when she won if this is all it takes for you to be ready to cast a vote for someone that is her polar opposite. Suuuuure, honey. I definitely believe you. 

Have you never been introduced to the idea of ‘analogy’ or do you take people literally at all times?

“But this? This is indefensible.”

$10,000 exceeds the amount an individual can donate to a campaign, and Ocasio Cortez does not accept PAC money, so it’s not even a good offer from a cash point of view.

Probably not the best way to handle him, but everybody in that room knew he was beaten and she didn’t actually have to hurt him.

Women be crazy, right? Men are never the crazy ones. They may be mentally and physically abusive, but we don’t call ‘em crazy.

This dirt bag is so boring it got filed to Jerry O’Connell

When I was about 9, and obsessed with Dynasty, I made up a story that Catherine Oxenberg was a relative of my grandmother. Why? I don’t know. Still feel guilty about it, but kind of proud of how niche my lie was.

I still fantasize about having Cher’s closet.

of course he’s a Brad

Nope, this dbag:

Here’s Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate

So, was this an actual interview, in which Hope had questions and Beyoncé answered? Or did Beyoncé have her narrative ready to go, and needed a writer to make it flow for the written page/screen? (This is not a diss of Hope in any way, just curious, from a journo POV.)

Yes, this is a patently horrible thing to say. Yes it is probably both misogynistic and misandrist AT THE SAME TIME. And yet, I will boldly go forth with my hot take. Look at this man. If a man takes four times as long to get ready as you do... he’s going to be a complete and utter ass. 100% of the time. No exceptions.

If he charged for it, he could get out of debt in a day.