That’s a...strong opinion.

Yeah I had a friend whose ‘suitor’ put a bomb in her trunk.

Yes, calling a stalker a ‘suitor’ isn’t cute and glib, it’s disgusting.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

He gives vegans a bad name.

You know how “Christ, what an asshole” is the perfect universal caption for New Yorker cartoons? “Shut up, Morrissey” is the perfect response to anything he ever says. (Though “Christ, what an asshole” works there, too, now that I think about it!)

Seconded. No one cares you ol’ coot. Just go away.

Shut up, Morrissey.

NINE-NINE!

She’s French, though. Horrible misogyny is par for the course.

Everything he wears is just Gucci. It’s not like he’s rummaging through thrift store stuff. He’s just piling on whatever was on the runway due to contractual obligations. In some cases identical to how they styled it. It’s corporately designated eccentricity.

hey, do we have the same fucked up Dad?

Mine came to visit this fall. He’s been in Europe for 25 years and I’ve seen him 3? 4? times. After he left, my beloved said “I know you *called* him ‘Dad,’ but he could have been anyone off the street for all the connection he had with you.” Yup. It was painful, but I got over it years ago, so go back to your child…

Oh Penn, Penn. Cruise is a loon in a cult but is genuinely capable of kindness and doing nice things for people while still being a loon in a cult. What’s Penn’s excuse?

Lets be honest here... that counter never gets above 0

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

PETA’s the Trump of animal rights activism.

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.