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ding ding ding ding ding!!!

Yup, the embargo has nothing to do with it. Just Fidel, aaaaaall by himself.

Also, how do you have time to do anything else? I feel like eating 51 bananas would also clog up my schedule.

WILmore

WILmore :-)

yeah, but why is that?

Why isn’t anyone angry an Jay Z though?

hey MIA, do children who work in sweatshops matter or does your big H&M paycheck matter more?

Thank you so much for answering, that was so kind! I will take everything you say into account. When do you think its the best time to visit?

Been having this crazy idea of moving to Cornwall lately. Any broad thoughts or advice to give to a total stranger?

Then you must watch Desperate Romantics. Hattie and And Then There Were None.

yeah, no. Never. Nope.

He just wants to see a bunch of Ryan Gosling gifs and pictures as counterpoints.

I wish Donald Trumps mom would’ve had an abortion instead of all of us getting punished for her mistakes.

I am so sorry this happened to you, but I also want to tell you how brave you are. And I would like to give you a hug and tell you also how awesome and wonderful you are.

WHAT? NO. I refuse to believe this. Many men may value their daughters based on what they percieve as hotness, but so do Mothers ALL THE TIME. The hotter you are, the higher your status. But that has NOTHING to do with wanting to have sex with them.

This is so dumb. I can’t even.