Every conversation I have had with someone I recently met at a bar:

Same way they convict murderers without the testimony of the victims.

I ran what he said about Rob Lowe in a quick Baldwin > Sane People translator and I'm fairly sure it was really:

... So, he has a sad because the world has changed around him and he shouldn't be held accountable for his words and actions just because he can be recorded at any public moment so his solution is not to change himself but to avoid the public?

64% of those who picked Steve McQueen thought they meant this one

Our approach is simply intended to limit major reselling which results in assortments not being available to all of our guests.

Honestly, I think it's because something is being taken away. If we were looking at allowing guns but illegal gun use was rampant and things like this were happening, no one would want guns. But, whether its guns or anything else, there is a large portion of the population that will always be adamantly opposed the…

Confession: My first reaction to this was, "Aww, I hope they make really good looking, fierce eyebrowed, badass babies together." Then I remembered how biology works.

"You're terrible, Muriel!"

Living deep in the bible-belt and being a 30-something, vagina-having, marriage-free, childless, world traveling, home owning, sex liking woman with no plans to change any of those things, I get the "why buy the cow" comment quite often.

Even Steve Jobs had the grace to take a picture for people who didn't recognize him.

A lot of people seem stuck on this idea of "choosing" addiction, like people sit down and say to themselves "I'm going to take this substance I know is bad and keep at it until I'm a shell of a person who, at best, may eventually get treated and recover from this for the rest of my life". That's...not real common.…

I think it was Pirate Radio that was released here in the UK as The Boat That Rocked and I damn near fell in love with the man based on that performance alone. I hadn't taken much interest in him before then but I made sure I noticed him after that. Such a tragedy for everyone who knew him and those of us who…

You aren't responsible for what your ancestors do, BUT you are responsible for what you do with advantages you gained from their behaviour.

Type of Nazi's that shouldn't be called Nazi's:

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

European here. See, we don't have this very convenient thing Americans call "dating", therefore implying that there is some (at least potential) romantic interest. Sometimes I think of "dating" as kind of killing spontaneity/building up too much pressure, as opposed to just hanging out and then see where it goes, or…

As a man, I'd just like to congratulate these intrepid researchers and inventors.

For the record, I always have Level 5 orgasms.

I teach at a four-year public university, and I mean... the "no shit" is less "no shit" than you'd think. Navigating levels of formality is something that many of my students have to be reminded of at best and browbeaten into at worst. I've gotten emails that begin with the words "hey" or "yo." I received a student…