I think it’s so we can enjoy the commenters’ endless supply of creative and insulting descriptors, ie. fermented sausage.

Fuck everyone who’s ever made advertising look glamorous because now I hate my life.

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

Or maybe for if you have any interest in cultures outside your own?

Screenshot all flight details/travel documents. Internet access is unreliable when traveling.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

I was saying “Hello” to a friend just as I scrolled down to this photo. It came out “Helllllll...”

I apologize for the length of this post, but it’s so rare to see an article on Antarctica, and I have to take those opportunities to introduce as many people as possible to the most amazing person - Robert Swan. OBE. I met him in early 2001 when he was keynote speaker at a conference I attended, and his speech sparked…

They tape “Wait Wait...” here in Chicago (unless they’re doing a tour in other states). I HIGHLY recommend getting tickets and going to a live taping. I went a few years ago and it was great. I got to meet Mo Rocca and have our photo taken.

I think she and her show were worried that there wasn’t a demographic that overlapped Comedy Central sketch shows and 12 Angry Men- but baby, I’m it! I loveeeee that movie, I’ve seen it many times!

Because american culture is so enamored with “Things” rather than “Expeirences”. You’re more likely to find a family with three new-ish vehicles, an oversized house, toys gadgets galore, the newest lawn mower, an iphone 6 plus for each member of the family...

If you added up all the “things” in life that your average…

It’s what I spend my silly money on. I love to travel. I adore it. I grew up in Sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia, so wanderlust and curiosity are basically woven into my structural being. I haven’t been anywhere in a while, and it actually feels like a sickness, like I’m not myself. I love seeing new places, and…

It’s really not that difficult if you prioritize how to fit it into your budget. My boyfriend and I try and do one big international trip per year. We start thinking of destinations about a year ahead of time of time (usually on the last day of a vacation), which gives me ample time to save up. I definitely prefer…

I want to dance with that otter so badly.

But...there are people who hate Panera?

I don't know if I would call a woman suddenly leaving her husband "beautiful." He definitely wouldn't call it that. I'm glad she found happiness, but it isn't a beautiful situation all around.

I don't know, around the "You're an Account Manger" line I probably would have hung on just to see what was coming next. You can't even be mad at this shit, it's too fun watching him crash and burn.

HOW THE FUCK BIG WAS THIS CAT??? I'M ONLY 5'2, AND MY 60 LB DOG COMES UP TO JUST PAST MY KNEES. I THINK THAT WAS A TIGER.

I like how she throws jazz hands midway through as a possible solution to the problem. I'm going to use that in the future.

This is EVERYTHING. I'm so inspired by this. This has expanded my thought process for what I can use as monologues for auditions.