That's straight evil. The good news is: anyone who thinks this is funny and worth doing is not really someone any sane person would want to date.

Who knows? Maybe you gave her the gift of poison ivy immunity.

I'm over seventy, and can't remember a time in my life when people weren't telling us what to eat, and what not to eat. Unfortunately, the details of what and what-not keep changing. Is Authority Nutrition really sure their advice will stand the test of time any better?