But...why is is something to laugh at if it fails? Why does everyone want it to fail? I have no interest in it and would never use it, but the glee that it might not be successful is something I can’t imagine over iTunes or a similar service. There’s clearly something more behind it than just disinterest.

Holy crapballs! That is SO messed up!

What was disturbing about it was that I couldn’t get laid again for another two years.

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

After Tootsie in 1987 Dustin Hoffman finally understood that even ugly women exist to be sexually assaulted by Dustin Hoffman.

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

That can’t be true about Hoffman since 1987 is after Tootsie came out. You know when he learned all the pain and pressure being a woman entailed and decided they were worthy of respect?

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

That is one of the most beautiful children I’ve ever seen.

Honestly that quote from Ed Sheeran seems like he has a good sense of perspective.

Couldn’t agree more. No schadenfreude, I’m just sad and depressed every time another guy is ‘knocked down’. It’s disheartening that abuse has apparently been the norm everywhere and is so all invasive. All the power and strength to everyone who has the courage to come forward and to everyone who battles with their…

Well, that’s a bullshit rule.

I saw a trailer for this at a theatre, and a woman in the audience yelled, “Fuck Johnny Depp!” And it was a morning screening, and it was not a rowdy crowd. It brought me great joy.

This is like if my mom invited my abusive estranged father to dinner, except instead of dinner it’s my favorite series and instead of my dickhole of a dad, it’s Depp.

And I think *all* of us would like to be safe from assault regardless of our mood\attitude at that particular moment.

J.K. Rowling is probably the best argument ever for the death of the author. It’s increasingly clear that she holds herself to none of the ideals she wrote about. That doesn’t make the books bad, it just makes her bad.

At least it looks like good ink? A well done, but stupid tattoo is better than a stupid but shite tattoo.

Yeah, well, some of us would like to be friendly and not get assaulted at the same time. Just throwing that out there.

These lowlife men better be very careful - I for one am looking forward to the next time some scumbag tries something.

All I care about is how Princess Beatrice is going to top the hat she wore to William’s wedding. Because you know she’s working on it.