I thought Kim has placenta accreta and that’s why she needed a surrogate, so she wouldn’t hemorrhage and die.

“SHOULD”.

Genuine question: why does the National Anthem play before domestic sporting events? I understand playing them at like, the Olympics, where numerous different countries are competing against each other and it is kind of neat to hear each one, but when the Ravens are playing Patriots (for example) why do we need it?…

Remember when we (us olds:) used to dub cassette tapes from an original cassette tape? The OG piracy?

I don’t think kim needs a surrogate because of her age.

I think this level of celeb is the best subject material.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Reproductive Coercion is not cute, guy. This girl might wake up in a year and realize she married a controlling psycho. This is like the beginning of a story about a guy who kills his family because they lady breaks up with him.

Peak TV?

starting with The Sopranosand reaching its apex somewhere around Breaking Bad

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

I have some. A long time ago I went to stay at the North Vegas Hilton so I could experience The Star Trek Experience. It was awesome. My friends weren’t as into it as me though so one night they turned in and at about 3 a.m., I went downstairs to gamble at one of the casinos (which had a warp core in it! And one of…

That’s a bit of a reach.

She might just not want to need to defend her actions in the context of feminism. I’m a feminist and I have a job where I get naked. That doesn’t mean I want to argue with every random asshole who thinks my job makes me anti-feminism. It gets exhausting.

So, like, how are the Kardashians slutty, again? They all move from long relationship to the next. There have been literally no reports of them slutting around (not that there is anything wrong with slutting around!) I just don’t get this criticism.

I’m no defender of the Kardashian-Jenner hivemind but Sharon Osbourne calling them out for selling themselves as a product is a bit much given how the Osbournes made the Reality TV Family genre back in the early 2000s, with Sharon putting out her kids mental health issues for the world to see in exchange for money.

Uh, what is this? Let’s base an entire article on hurricane Irma on one girl’s twitter rants? Lexi, weathermen use these things called models because it’s impossible to predict where a hurricane will go as it’s traveling hundreds of miles. I was sick yesterday and did nothing but watching MSNBC and CNN. The governor…

Ugh. Everybody, let’s be clear: Businesses can refuse you service because “I don’t like your face” or “your t-shirt is offensive, change it or leave” (see SouthWest Airlines). They will, however, get in trouble with the law if every person whose face they don’t like happens to be brown, or if they just refuse service…

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.