Her story hasn’t changed all that much, actually. People’s brains after a traumatic experience like this are notoriously prone to errors, and some details may only properly retrieved after we have calmed down. Some of them never recover. She’s been pretty Damn consistent with the overarching details of what happened…

Are these first few comments for real? In a story about a woman who was robbed and bound, wearing nothing but her robe, the comments focus on her looks, makeup and face? Huh? Did we all read the same article or did yall just skip it and share your thoughts on her face?

I’m grabbing a bowl of popcorn and keeping my mouth shut for this one.

I think it’s abuse. How hard is “don’t hit people”?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I can’t believe you had a People subscription. And that you’re admitting it publicly. ;-)

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Very Rachel Dolezal. “But I FEEL indigenous!”

“I don’t see the problem here....”

I think it’s his stature/physique. I don’t know how to word it — if he were a woman I’d say he had a nice figure. And he looks like he has a big dick fr fr.

When he took his helmet off for the first time in Star Wars I audibly moan-gasped in the theater on Christmas day.

Mahershala Ali has been KILLING IT recently between House of Cards, Luke Cage and now Moonlight. He’s fantastic and I like to see that celebrated.

wtf Estelle is the voice of Garnet?? i am sold. love her. damn i gotta get on this hulu subscription.

It is best show.

My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

I’m gonna need someone to san junipero an alt reality where the Obamas never leave me.

Certainly one of the best. However, the hands-on liberal activism of Eleanor Roosevelt has never been matched. Not even by any of the presidents.

You’re just NOW dropping ‘MObama’ on us?

Putting aside her intelligence and humor and level of care for Americans for a moment, I remain floored by how gracefully MObama has handled the sheer racism and sexism that has been leveled at her. For fucks sake, she is routinely called a man and an ape! I’d be apoplectic, and I’m just a standard citizen.

I’m sure we will hear a similar tear-jerker when the next FLOTUS gives her farewell speech...