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Autoplay needs to die in a fire

I should’ve posted a translation, sorry. He starts flirting with her, being gross “Look at you.” And he starts singing a song that says “It’s your fault for enticing me.” And she says “You enticed yourself.” It keeps escalating and she says “Can you back off? That is enough.” He starts complimenting her nacklace and…

Holy shit is that...is that Kylie? If so, this is like some borderline Rachel Dolezal level drag.

I don’t even understand how anyone can run in stilettos.

What? that lipstick shade is slaying it. Her expression is insufferable though.

so down.

As a thin girl with a fat butt and prominent hips...

Tragic Kingdom, Return of Saturn (SO UNDERRATED), Rock Steady and Love Angel Music Baby will never not be some favorite albums of mine. Long live No Doubt and Gwen Stefani, for real.

I don’t know what to do with the sense of helplessness and blind rage reading stories like this gives me. It leaves me emotionally confused in a way so little else does.

Hmm, let’s see...

I just reread that and it kinda sounds like I’m saying “It’s finally my moment to stand up for something and I choose dog murder!” But that’s totally not what I meant, ok?

I know I tend to only complain about my ex when I’m on open threads, but today I got thrown for a new loop. I went in to renew my car registration only to find that there were still things left over from the wreck that totaled my first car two years ago. See, my husband had been insisting for a year that I was…

This is great, you have a whole soundtrack! I love it.

This week has been super dumb. I was finally ready to stop being in my depressive little she’ll but I’ve been stuck in bed with a migraine for days. I’m finally feeling better but WOW it was one of the worst I’ve had in a long time.

Yo I am late to this Dirt Bag but how has no one talked about Sean Penn and Amy Schumer yet?! Worse yet they were at a Madonna concert! Wtf! (Sorry for all the exclamation marks but I have very strong negative feelings about this topic)

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

I still love that scene in “Blue Crush” that has Michelle Rodriguez on a jet ski and “Youth of the Nation” in the background.

That face when it smashes is pure gold. Hearing Mellie’s rant on Scandal this week I find myself excited to see what Michelle decides to do with her post-WH freedom. What a treat to think that the Obamas will probably be around for decades to delight us and do good work in the world.