“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

can you tell me - are the cockroaches in just one scene or do they play a bigger part in the movie? that is the one thing that is preventing me from seeing this film. i can’t handle the cockroaches!!

I want Lupita more than I want children #bff

I want that cover dress more than I want children.

otp tbh

I will never get over the fact that when I worked at Borders cafe and they crosstrained us in the bookstore, the same customers who treated me like shit every single day in the cafe, did not recognize me at all in the bookstore and treated me like I was some kind of scholar, trying to strike up conversations with me…

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

I am late to the game but I am watching the Valley Fire from our back porch. It is about 16 miles away as the crow flies, and you can see the red sky vividly. It grew from 50 acres to 10,000+ in about eight hours or less. Places I have been to recently have burned to the ground.

That’s not a fair division of labor AT ALL. I’m a nanny and I’ve seen many different ways of splitting chores/childcare. Your husband should not get more than one night off a week. You deserve nights off too and you guys need date nights, but family time should be the norm. I’m sorry he sucks right now. The good news…

Oh wow. I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on sns tonight but I have to. Girl, this is BULLSHIT. You are working so hard. You are not being treated as a person. Everything you complained about is worthy of a huge confrontation. The thing I would do first and foremost is get into therapy myself. Your husbands…

I feel like I’m surrounded by happy marriages, while mine is currently miserable. It’s heartbreaking. I need to vent...

Sad, gray loser here, but anyway...

It has been steadily and gently raining all day, and cool enough to snuggle under blankets in bed while keeping windows open. I finally finished watching Netflix’s Borgia, and am now experiencing withdrawal. At one point I had to pee really bad, but, well...

I’ve been off Jez for the past couple of weeks because of a crazy performance/rehearsal schedule but I’m here and I missed you all and let’s talk about tattoos!! I just got a new one and I’m in love and I want to see all of the gorgeous Jezzie ink. Show me yours!!

Ha! I’m a social worker in a psych ER... I take a lot of calls from those who are “calling to be admitted.” While I empathize, people demanding to be admitted rarely fit inpatient criteria (for lots of reasons too complicated to go into). This one reminds me of one of my favorites/most frustrating: “I need to be…

So I am beginning to awaken from the denial that I can’t just rely on Jezebel for news and such. :( I need to branch out and spread my journalistic-interest-wings. What other blogs and websites do you guys use to stay updated?

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

Oh. you meant the guy on the right....

Christine Ouzounian sounds like the human equivalent of Amazon feedback emails; you buy a three -pack of tube socks and you get sixteen follow ups on them. How was the packaging? How did you like them? how many stars would you give them? Would you write a review of them?

I drunk-painted my nails last weekend on my white coffee table and it didn’t end well, for my nails or coffee table.