She’s insanely attractive, has great style, and just has this inherent coolness about her. I get it.

She’s so fucking awesome. It is beyond me how she isn’t a bigger deal, although I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that she refuses to show a lot of skin.

I have a girl crush on Janelle so big its embarrassing. Any time I see her picture in anything I get oddly giddy.

While the headline is totally truthful, it’s also somewhat misleading on an initial read. When I hear of prisoners being released, I think that means from prison all together. Sure, they were released from death row and put back into regular prison, but surely there’s a better phrasing for that?

Cultural imperialism: Timba and Jay-Z acted as if the Abdel Halim song that was sampled was some obscure folk melody with no authorship that would not be immediately recognizable to any half-cultured Arab listener. The song is famous across the Arab world. It would be like sampling a song from an Elvis film and then…

That was my thought, too. Or a knitting website.

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ZAYN DUMPED PERRIE AND LOUIS CONFIRMED THE BABY

Bless my soul have I got a story!

My campers are all adults with various disabilities.

I went to drill team camp in the 10th grade. TBH, I have no idea how I actually ever made the team (although I think it may have been when the girl in line next to me during tryouts accidentally poked me in the eye with her prop during the routine and I kept going). I’m a born klutz, never took a dance/gymnastics…

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

Girl scout camp in the late 60s. Two weeks sleeping in the open-no tents-on cots. Minimal anything to do but deal with hot, dry Sierra Nevada dusty weather.

I don’t think this counts because I was working at a ‘summer camp’ type thing and I’ve personally never attended one, but I’ll list this anyway.

if there’s no wine, shoot me because it wont be me, it will be an impostersaur

niall is the blond one: he’s from ireland, he consistently gives 0 fucks about anything, and is a delight who never gives me a heart attack. he plays guitar for them as well. like, during shows and on the records. he’s a talented guitarist.

I am team All of Them unless they really start brawling, in which case I will chew Louis Tomlinson’s nose off with my teeth in defense of Zayn.

My boob.

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