I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

My wedding itself was a disaster, thanks to mommy dearest. Since the big wedding plans got cancelled, we were going to elope with just our photographers - we ended up inviting a few family members. ANYWAY. We went to a cupcake store while we were taking our pictures before we got married/met up with everyone, and…

Had to delay my wedding ceremony almost an hour and a half because my friend who went to pick up my cake/cupcakes made the lady do them over while she watched. Apparently she’d just smeared icing on the top of the cupcakes (no cute swirl) and didn’t add the decorations my friend had asked (and paid!) for.

Well, ours didn’t even arrive t the venue so I guess that could be considered a disaster (damn you UPS!!!) except we were like, “Whatever” because we didn’t exactly have the most of traditional weddings so no cake was hardly a disaster. The cake that was SUPPOSED to be there was actually a Mrs. Field’s cookie cake…

You’re acting like Entourage is somehow above either of those two shows. But also you’re leaving off The Wire, Deadwood, and The Sopranos, which is enough to keep anyone busy.

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

My husband went out for beers with some buddies last night. I always joke about how they never talk about anything substantial at these get togethers (ex: his BFF got an annulment 2 days after having a destination wedding and my husband didn’t get around to finding out what the hell happened for more than 2 years). So…

I thought that was making fun of her being racist ?

I get so confused when I see Jared Padalecki being called Dean.

Also it is important to note:

those baby photos are too adores. Gilmore girls! I love how alexis and lauren basically hate each other, but still managed to show up for this mini-reunion, can’t wait to see a clip or something from the discussion.

You had me until John McEnroe. Even in cameo format, he’s bound to be insufferable.

Most orthodox women are not spending 4000-7000 on a dress. The vast majority of orthodox women are getting gowns through community gemachs. A gemach is a free or low cost rental ($250). Most modest gowns are easily modified and rebuilt. In communities where there sometimes 3 or 4 weddings a nights within the…

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

Hardhome did happen in the books. It’s just that Jon sent the Brothers from Eastwatch there rather than going himself. The attack happened off page, but that does not make it unimportant. In the books, the most important things often happen behind the scenes. In TV, you have to show, not tell.

Just stare back at their dick. Super judgmentally. Disapprovingly. If they still consider it a sexual invite and not really fucking creepy, make it a habit to lick your teeth with the tip of your tongue while you do it. Not lips. TEEF. Make them afraid.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.