Make a detour for a nice shade of brown

Once you get distracted with yellow

Keep wearing that speedo, sir.

I find him as handsome in that photo as I ever have in any other photo of him.

Well.. it’s court record, so it’s public unless protection is needed for the victim. Seems like one of those damned if you do, damned if you don’t situations. If you keep court records under seal, then the government can’t be held accountable if they should violate your rights, but if they are public, then your awful…

I hate when 911 calls get posted on the news and stuff. Why are they being posted as entertainment? As something funny? She’s legitimately terrified. Someone is in her home who could harm her. They should be private calls, not up for public consumption, especially if you’re a celebrity. I don’t get it. It seems like a…

I don’t understand mothers who do this. I’m always very nice to all of my kids’ significant others cuz you never know who’ll they’ll end up with. A pissed off son-in-law or daughter-in-law will make it so I don’t see my kid if I'm a bitch. Why risk that?

I think we all know who should have sung at the wedding.

where is the naked in the hallway story with the generous asian man?

Someone actually cross-stitch that Eastwood bon mot for me. I’ll pay you in cash and/or home canned goods.

As long as you’re cool with a man doing the same thing (throwing a lamp or a punch) if a woman cheats on him.

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

This isn't a test of actual physical skill, it's a test of fitness. The bar is different to see if a man or a woman is fit and healthy. Think of it this way, if your actual job regularly entailed dragging hundreds of pounds of firehouse over many yards, they would be reasonable to fail you if you couldn't do that. …

I don’t really think Jesus had a dress code. He infamously washed a whore’s feet. I am enjoying imagining the parishioners in the background going, “Thank you, Jesus!” at their departure, however.

I don’t really have a problem with what Kendall is wearing? Yeah, her midriff is showing, but it’s a pretty classy outfit anyway.
I was not raised Christian and have basically never been to church though, so I might not really get it.

Also I think it’s super cool that divorced couples are getting along amicably for the…

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

In honor of MAD MEN and the evolution of Peggy Olsen I present this to you good people (before it goes on EBay)

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus