If her album released on the 18th is called "Yahoo! 5 Kittens!", I may consider buying it...

I think a lot of guys who watch Mad Men wants to identify in some way with Don, or maybe Sterling on some level or another. If I'm honest with myself, I probably identify most with Pete, discounting the waspy upbringing.

I actually would love the world of Pete: The Smarmiest Man in America.

I don't understand how nobody here understands that the amazing part is the absurdity of having her nipples replaced with Us Magazine logos. Do you all really think that Kate thinks a pregnant woman posing in a dress is amazing all on its own?

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

Just from these pictures, I can already tell that Zac has more chemistry with Bear than he does with Michelle Rodriguez.

are often members of One Direction.

I'll admit, that hat is pretty Deppressing

So you're saying your not Deppleted?

I've reached my Johnny Depp limit. I'm Depped out.

They are right; you're a total buzzkill. Flat bananas will in no way affect the deliciousness of your pancakes, I assure you. Chill.

Wow. What an accomplishment. I mean, in order to break it, you'd have to....add one more espresso shot?

There's expensive, and then there's priceless.

so I work for a boudoir studio. When we have permission, we post pictures of our shots of all kinds of women (none of them are nude). Guess which ones are rejected or tagged as inappropriate?

It's like every word he writes makes me 4% dumber.

yes, you should absolutely yet your kids jump around upstairs from somebody whenever they want for as long as they want, with no carpeting. how dare i. we should let them run around the restaurant screaming and throwing things to, and roll around on the ground, cause hey, kids are gonna be kids right?

As a anima-human (a human transitioning into an animal), I have a very unique view on these types of subjects. In 12 weeks I am traveling to Malaysia to have my final surgery, where my feline nose and paws will finally be attached and my hands and feet will be removed. From now on, I will live my life as the species…

Meant to write 30-40 minutes "ago"... but anyway! I don't know how, but your name just popped up. Maybe as penitence for that other ... article.

I WANNA FUCK, MARRY AND KILL THE PIZZA.

I think this is brilliant advice. As a new father, I ran around installing cabinet locks and bumpers on everything. I didn't keep them on for very long.