Says the fat guy sitting in his dorito-crumb-covered, semen-crusted, skin-flaked computer chair.

“I’ll let this one slide”

Someone recently got killed on the PA turnpike when a truck flipped over on her car. This is why I spend as little time as necessary alongside any truck.

Also fortunate and wealthy enough to own an Mx-5, I presume?

Yes, because the world will be a much better place when “ruled” by Russia.

It all started because he couldn’t beat a Ford Fusion off the line. Seriously though, driver is obviously an asshole, but the whole situation could have been avoided by just letting the Fusion go past. Your life isn’t worth one-upping some asshole in a 2 ton piece of metal.

You’re right, every CoD game isn’t exactly the same.

Not sure why everyone thinks they need a heat gun. A hair dryer on high setting works fine for this purpose. You probably already have too much shit from Harbor Freight that you only used once.

LOL

Subarus in general don’t depreciate much. And the last thing you’d want is a Subaru previously owned by one of the fools on this site.

no

Stop being such a pussy. If you’re afraid of lanesplitters, take the bus. Lanesplitting happens everywhere else around the world without conflict like this. It’s a shame Americans are too fucking dumb to share the road.

They wish they were so lucky.

Just so we’re clear, are you saying you’re ok with MT writing click-baity articles that are fabricated entirely without any shred of fact? Or is Jalopnik just never allowed to point out bad car journalism because you’re feeling uppity today?

Depends on what you like. NBA is almost always about the individual. Too many personalities for my taste, and they’re all man-children. College basketball is always about the team.

Is it just me or does Chris Evans seem like a completely insufferable prick?

I thought this was going to be another article about F1's new quali format.

Fight through to the end? Worst survival advice ever. Your best chance of survival is running away. Dignity means nothing when your dead.

Couple of problems for Williams: They just don’t have enough money to maintain the same pace of development as Mercedes and Ferrari. And secondly, their strategies and pit stops still need a lot of work. They lost Silverstone last year on strategy alone.

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