So, when do we get Vajazzl'd It?

attitude like this is what perpetuates negativity. It pushes women to keep their opinions themselves. No where did I read that she thinks she's the only one talking about feminism. What I did read is that she's happy to be stimulating the conversation and helping to bring awareness. Slow your roll and be a little more…

hey i have a four pack!

also, if i shaved my chest/back i'd be more like 205

This isn't true. Please don't write this in a public place.

I'd give you a high five, but I'm afraid this ink stain on the side of my hand will get all over you.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA "1000 Moms Who Can't Count!"

Raspberry jelly on graham crackers. The BEST.

"EXTREMELY NSFW PIC"

The bosses at NBC would like me to inform you that it's spelled "milquetoast," not "milk toast."

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are secretly selling their house.

I firmly believe that Drake should start liking boys. And I am unanimous in this. And I'm available in case, well ... you know.

Yay!!! I'm so excited for this video!!! Lindy, good job digging up something so much more interesting than Gwyneth Paltrow's new age divorce.

I would like to know why they passed on the band name, "Triple Threat." Was it just too obvious?

Mike Birbiglia is the man, BTW.

Bemoan the untimely demise of Apt 23 with me, y'all. A great loss, he was fantastic. I'm still mourning.

"Mumford & Sons did not break up."

Personally I thought back to this. Because, you know. But seriously, she's just defeated at this point, and that's ok. Go away, Linds. Everyone is rooting for you to succeed. Privately. Where they don't have to suffer through anything else.

You mean Jason "I-Took-Advantage-Of-Her-Downward-Spiral-To-Tap-That" Segel? Yeah, I can see how smashing his face in would have been cathartic for her.

Why would the show be so focused on his dating life before he met the mother? Because after she dies, he gets remarried: to Robin. Because although the mother was really important and the one he made babies with, Robin is the love of his life.