Tobias Funke wants in.

I had eaten so many of its cousins in my life, I honestly probably deserved it.

Can these unicorns shoot crime-fighting rainbow magic out of their horns?

I don't want to see a dog get destroyed by a shadow.

Ugh. My dogs hate when Laura Beck posts Puppy Squees. I always end up waking them up and demanding "BE ADORABLE FOR ME!" ... so many dirty looks.

It's like... such mystery, such intrigue. As long as the luscious beats keep coming, anything can be under there. Sexy.

Agreed the definition I provided was concise, but I think the point still stands that neuroplasticity means the opposite of what this guy was implying, that boys who have a set of experiences when young will never alter or amend those brain pathways when they are exposed to different experiences later in life. It…

I couldn't finish it. I didn't like who I was turning into.

Sssshhh! He won't like that. He's an evo-psych master.

Well, you thought wrong. In fact, just this week the Queen is set to put forth legislation to make thrice-weekly gin consumption compulsory from the age of 18 upwards.

You'd think that they'd finally understand the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain, etc. because of the sheer number of people who comment here every time someone gets it wrong.

In my experience, white people who claim to be victims of "reverse racism" are almost certainly racist themselves. Their claims of racism victimhood are usually leveled against things like affirmative action, equal rights, or any situation in which their white privilege is nullified.

I am SURROUNDED by white people who claim not to be racist & claim to be victims of racism themselves, who say the craziest racist shit. It blows my mind. It goes beyond a disconnect. I honestly cannot figure it out. I hate to call it a kind of mental illness because I don't want to insult people with genuine mental…

Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

They line all the jurors up and start shooting them until they reach a uniform consensus.

As a matter of fact, yes! Not to put too fine a point on it, but I've been with men with 8-9 inches and they were not too long. : )

Have you seen the episode of Inside Amy Shumer where she says, “Big dicks are like unicorns, because you always want to see a unicorn until you actually see one, and it freaks you out because you realize it’s just a horse with a weapon on it’s head.”

Heh, "tools".

Doesn't work, at least not consistently. It's not just on the outside. (If so, jiggling would be enough.) It's inside the penis and drips out later. Yes, many men have tried this.