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Something something sandwich something something why does the loneliness hurt so bad?

Arcade games used to be made from actual wood, then they went to MDF, and for a while this weird pulped wood product. We call it chinese mud board, for obvious reasons, it's like thick pressed paper and once it gets wet it's useless. Why would someone make an arcade cabinet out of this junk knowing it will be beat to

I gotta say, I'm generally pretty level-headed and cynical about most stuff, and I probably would have agreed with you, pre-pregnancy. Now I get to feel my little guy kick and squirm, and it's pretty fucking magical, like all the books say. I get all excited to meet him n shit.

I won't have you talking about my good-for-nothing freeloading friends in such a fashion!

These $9 waters taste like equality!

See, if you'd gotten the VIP package, you'd be set - it comes with a spare monocle.

How dare they! Amusements parks are supposed to be meritocratic playgrounds never tainted by the stench of capitalism.

Nope. I hope to start dating at 27.

She's my Patronus.

Karma, you are all right sometimes.

I didn't ask them to join the military. In fact, I'd rather they didn't. There hasn't been a war fought in my lifetime that had anything to do with protecting this country, so don't wave that patronizing flag of bullshit at me.

Yes! I think about this ALL THE TIME. Like whenever I throw away a ziploc bag I picutre the eyes of my future children asking me "but...whyyy?????"

WITH THAT AMAZING SONG IN PARLIAMENT THAT MADE EVERYONE CRY!!!

It is right, and it is okay!

Paul Rudd, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt, etc: why do you fight the hot?!

I JUST WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT AS I LOOK INTO THOSE EYES. (Accidental caps lock but I am going to stand by it...)

I'm lovin the long hair.

It's not all that dissimilar to the US then. Founded on secular principles but controlled by the religious right.

Might as well mention that trans* men are also men.

If I know pugs — and I do (see photo) — then she ate it and is now crapping it out.