It's like satire come to life.

It's ok, lobsters don't live to 16 anyway.

Like, even if you're inside near a window?

Well you've been dismissed back to the greys, so apparently I'm not the only one who needs to "grow up". I was going to point you to http://www.literotica.com/c/bdsm-stories where you could write your little heart out, but they don't accept submissions with characters under 18, so you'll have to find somewhere else.…

Dude, if you want to have a gross-off where we each tell our sick domination fantasies then I assure you I will win. The difference is that I keep them to myself and don't bring them up regarding non-consenting children.

Now that's gross. Sheesh.

Actually there was a commenter a while back talking about orgasming while having a bowel movement.

And the women on this site who both actively try to dispell myths about porn for a living and who enjoy anal sex? Are they not expert opinions? You're making the mistake of thinking that all women's anatomy must be the same, so if one extreme porn actress doesn't enjoy it then no women do.

Well, if you discount the personal experiences of everyone who happens to disagree with you (including some of the writers on this site) then yeah, I guess women don't like anal sex.

I agree with you when it comes to facials, but last time there was an article on Jezebel by Hugo Shwyzer on women only doing anal because of porn, there were a fair few women who disagreed. There was the woman who found that anal was sex was like one long constant orgasm, the woman who had the best orgasms of her life…

Interesting, I tend to make mine too elaborate, so it ends up kinda like the last panel in this comic (NSFW): http://oglaf.com/fully-fleshed/

Wait, so are you imagining penetrating a man or a woman?

I can see why some people try the copy/paste and carpet-bomb method, putting in so much effort then getting nothing back is so depressing. Sometimes I wonder if my attempts to be funny and creative are just coming across as too intense and trying too hard. Then I remember that the most likely explanation is that…

"groin"

Well, there are videos out there of women using things wider than that so...believe it? I always assume they're women who've been through childbirth.

That's where my mind went too.

He killed someone, it's on him to prove that person deserved it.

There was a moment in his walkthrough of the crime scene where Zimmerman goes "And then I went towards him, eh, he came towards me." Just one of many instances of him changing his narrative about what actually happened. Zimmerman's own accounts are the thing least likely to convince most people, because his attempts…

That sounds really cool. Honestly a big part of this is hoping to meet some kindred spirits, which I can't do by lying.

I'll always appreciate the support I've had in that area, but I now know that from personal experience being told "you're feelings are wrong" just...doesn't work. It's just exhausting for both sides unless one person is a trained therapist.