And why is that tattoo not in one of the pictures? Is it a temp?

I remember reading a book when I was a kid where a girl licks her baby sister's eye to get something out of it, because apparently that's the only way to do so with babys. I think the book was called "The Samerkand" or something.

Soon.

Aren't the first episodes of shows usually pilots, and so a little rough around the edges and full of exposition? When I recommended Girls I told the person to watch episode 2 "Vagina Panic" because it's much better.

Well I'm sceptical myself tbh. I'm not even sure how much it matters anyway, since statistics don't tell the whole story. According to Stephen Fry height is more strongly correlated with success than gender, race or sexuality, but shorter people were never prevented from voting or owning property or made illegal, so…

Ayup. The whole "social services are breaking up my family" thing must be terrible, but I find it hard to be that sympathetic when you sound like every child-rapist ever.

Honestly, I think it's because you can see her asshole on either side of her thong when she booty-claps. We're allowed to see under-boob but no nips, thigh-crease but no lips, and buttocks but no taint.

Yeah, I felt conflicted about stuff like this. Like when there was that story about the dad alone with his son being questioned by airport security who thought he might have abducted him, apparently because being male with a child makes you a child-rapist. On the one hand I was like "being male doesn't make me a…

I agree. I'm pretty sure I read here on Jezebel that the elderly are even less represented in the entertainment industry than women and people of colour. This guy is obviously a paranoid douche, but Jezebel kinda spoiled their own right to be self-righteous by dismissing ageism in the headline.

Isn't that the point? I thought they were making fun of stupid dance crazes and hashtags. But then I've been known to give things the benefit of the doubt and assume they're satire when they're really not...

I guess before porn men didn't even think about women reaching orgasm. Now we do, but just have warped view of how it happens (for the majority of women at least).

I guess I see a little too much of myself in that. I didn't date in high school, I never experienced anything other than rejection when it came to girls, and all my friends were the same so I couldn't go to them for advice. Now I'm in my 20s and I do need lots of advice on what is and isn't appropriate when making…

I don't get it, what was sad about it? That he was so unsure of himself? That he didn't have friends to ask this stuff IRL? Is it sad when I ask for dating advice on Jezebel?

Yeah, I know that feeling.

I dunno, you're acting like there's an objective truth to these situations. Like I would say that you're mistaken about the job application scenario you presented, your friend had interpreted the meaning of the question better than you had. But instead of thinking "Oh, maybe they're right, I'll answer the question…

Your story is so ridiculous that rather than grapple with the reality of it...I choose to believe that you're lying. Hey, problem solved!

I'm in a similar position. It's a pity, because when I've read some Incel/love-shy stuff before there's been some stuff that was valuable, mostly focused on how society puts so much focus on getting laid/being in a relationship and erases those of us who can't or don't have that. But then you also have the huge…

What Nellmod asked. Just copy your reply to him/her over to me thanks...

I was going to recommend your post because it's amazing but you said "your" instead of "you're" and by the laws of the internet you must instead be chastened.

When I see people commenting here who have a little star in their avatar I say "Poser, let it go already!" while secretly coveting it and being annoyed that I never got one before the system changed.