What's the actual profile like? I mean are the guys reading it before they message you or just spamming every female profile?

They're an insular group who have their own justice system, think psychologists are the devil and seperate kids from their parents. I would be utterly amazed if there wasn't widespread sexual abuse.

They are also omnivores and have been known to eat people. That piglet would eat you right back if you gave him half a chance!

Heehee, poor dumb kitties.

Unsolicited update 2 (last one I promise):

I have been sitting here for the last couple of minutes trying to work out how on earth you got that from what I said, but I can't.

They do those plane flights where the plain descends at the same rate people fall, so it looks like they're weightless. Is that what you're thinking of maybe?

So you only think it's bad when bad things happen to you, not other people?

"When that dude spat in my face I didn't take offense because holocaust."

I think it's more of a "damned if you are, damned if you don't" thing. Like when the article says "Since women are required to do femininity, it means being required to do trivial, demeaned, and disparaged things."

Interesting, thanks. Becoming vegetarian alone is so daunting for me that I've given up, it could be a long time till I can stop feeling guilty about what I eat.

Does a vegan have cheese on their pizza? How do you make the crust without eggs? so many questions...

"Light" by M. John Harrison. Beautiful prose and very different to most sci-fi books.

^ Best girlfriend ever.

Like this?

The best thing about her having Asperger's? She might not have noticed me repeatedly glancing at her erect nipples accidentally. Or thought it was normal. Maybe. Damn I need more practice at this.

OK, I guess staying in communication seems like the best option. And I like the idea of leaving the ball in her court after the first couple of attempts rather than playing guessing games.

Don't worry, all advice is needed, believe me. Actually I'm probably going to need a lot more if some of these dates actually work out. "YSS1 asks for advice" is turning into a feature of Saturday Night Socials.

I'm not sure. Really, since I haven't even had sex, it's kinda ridiculous for me to even worry about it. I think I was just getting over anxious. Plus it was more that I was into some stuff that she wasn't, rather than her wanting to do stuff I was turned off by, so it's not the biggest burden. Thanks for not judging…

I'm going to be an asshole and give you advice that I didn't follow myself and probably never will: tell her how you feel. I just think that if your pattern has been "I call her and she never calls me" for so long, there's a very good chance that she thinks you're fine with it. If you stop talking to her she is going…