I was looking at phones by *cough* HTC *cough*.

If Nokia wants to differentiate themselves, they need to add:

But I lose my number and I have to purchase an IP phone...

You are so punny!

Microsoft needs to make a Zune HD2, seriously. Can't they realize that some people don't want to integrate their music into a crappy phone with a crappy screen?

I only clicked the article because of the kinky picture.

This is just TOO ironic!

Ah. Then what is the directional pad and the 1, 2, 3, 4 buttons?

Nicely put.

Spoiled much?

This is just disabling LCD panel screen expansion. It just increases the pixel density; the screen resolution stays the same...

"and a lot of ducktape"

But I just a commercial for the PSP at the lower price!

Oh crap the angle just moved while I was watching...

And two huge nostrils?

"The Radium heated house."

It looks like any Chinese factory could make that light for under $1.

All in all, the Galaxy S 4G on T-Mobile has the fastest speed on any carrier for no extra 4G costs.

A dual-core processor that isn't based on the Cortex A9 platform?