I only clicked the article because of the kinky picture.

This is just TOO ironic!

Ah. Then what is the directional pad and the 1, 2, 3, 4 buttons?

Nicely put.

Spoiled much?

This is just disabling LCD panel screen expansion. It just increases the pixel density; the screen resolution stays the same...

"and a lot of ducktape"

But I just a commercial for the PSP at the lower price!

Oh crap the angle just moved while I was watching...

And two huge nostrils?

"The Radium heated house."

It looks like any Chinese factory could make that light for under $1.

All in all, the Galaxy S 4G on T-Mobile has the fastest speed on any carrier for no extra 4G costs.

A dual-core processor that isn't based on the Cortex A9 platform?

There is bound to be lead on that USB drive.

Nope. It's watching grass grow and recording the data in a graph.

Long-lost prequel to The Human Centipede?

'Silent Hill The Movie' - Twelfth installment.

Why the awkward paragraph break? Anyways, we're all just going to be recycled sooner or later, so why worry about it now?