You'd be surprised just how differently you think compared to everyone else. The human brain just isn't there yet. Looking past differences is not something we do. We categorize differences into neat little packages so we can quickly consume more information in future situations. It's the same as you writing a…

The option was always there to accept them for who they are instead of having some obvious, underlying objective.

I totally agree with you.

Maybe you're wearing it wrong.

They're just hoping you have explosive diarrhea so you can tell your buddies to watch the same trailer so that they too can feel the warmth in their loins.

I don't know. Dr. Strangelove was pretty good.

I forgive you.

No worries. I wasn't really following this film's development (though I do love me some big bot vs. monster cinema) and even I'm not 'hyped up' by this trailer. Ask yourself why you're not feeling it. For me:

Let's break this down.

Probably just three eyes.

Shinji: Licking the cream off Kaworu's nipple.

YEAH FUCK THAT BRIDGE IN THE EYE!!! MMMMMMMM!!! NOW GET IN MA BOAT MAFUCKA!!!

Beren and Lúthien

When confronted with something like this, we get to see who people really are. Cowards, voyeurs, racists, immature, heroic, pacifists, indifferent, fearful, animals, and irrational (with varying degrees of justification). A wide spectrum of almost always negative. You hear either nervous laughter or genuinely…

A) She's looking at a small monitor that's off-cam because this isn't a CNN-level network and therefore, she can only make out the fire truck edging away from the scene before looking away. The whole video feed is dark.

When I look at you now, I won't see a powerful Cardassian officer...but a small boy weeping because he was powerless to protect himself.

WOW! Did you see that egg break? It was all like POW POOH PSSHHHH!

I'm pretty sure it's an approximation (and probably an inaccurate one). Search for sunrise on Mars. Looks a lot smaller. I'm also pretty sure that no photos have been taken with this rover of the Sun.

The world is ready for more crotchless women.