Good point on the speed racer outfit. However, other than the butterfly and the last angel, I see no reason why sex can't be had bent over a table and slipping the panties aside. AND with regard to the butterfly and angel, I seem to remember seeing a porn where a rather limber dancer-type stood and lifted her leg up…

Ok I regained my composure...to a certain extend...Some thoughts on what just happened: loved the whole Fitz-Mellie dynamic during today's episode. Mellie...girl needs a break, it's just too much. Quinn needs to go. At this point she is just making me so angry. Time to kill her off. Does this mean that papa Pope kept…

Yes, yes we do. My friend and I made little whimpery noises every time he badassed onto the screen in Pacific Rim.

ok Quinn is legit dumb and I'm over it. this is the worst storyline of the show for sure

....And it pretty much puts the last nail in the coffin of the "Why Mellie is better than Fitz" debate.

I cannot with Quinn right now.

Ughh, Quinn is just so annoying to me lately.

I'm just enjoying the mad scramble this post touched off among Oregon fans/Stanford haters to come up with half-assed "STANFORD" anagrams to post in response.

Creatures from the stars? Hoo boy. Wait until she finds out her star stallion can't see dust and has an intractable throat-clearing habit.I love their wedding night thing. I believe that the wedding night should be as awkward for your mutual parents to consider or talk about as you can manage. Personally I was going…

See, now if it had been in the shape of an armadillo, I might be forced to like them a teensy tinsey bit.

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

The sad part is, it will happen (somewhere down the line, far enough away they make it seem like this didn't force their hand) and they're going to be so fucking smugly self-congratulatory about it, you will puke.

What about Stevie Knicks in the swamp? She can bring dead things back and can twirl the hell out of a shawl. I don't think we've seen the last of her.

With all due respect to Myrtle Snow and her magical crimper, Angela Bassett wins for simply having the best hairstyles over the course of an hour long program. Actually, her overall styling was on point. Fierce.

"I don't even have a phone with a camera on it!"

I've seen the "But she's young, you guys! We all did stupid stuff when we were young!" excuse applied on here to people who are 25-26.

Kim Basinger is from Georgia. When I lived there, my friend always found it funny that all these girls in town would always say they were 1/16 Cherokee Indian when asked about their heritage. They were almost always from an Atlanta suburb. I always just found it funny that they made sure to include it. Like "My Dad is…

A day late to the party, but I'll share.

I grew up on an Indian Reservation in the Dakotas. My father became rather traditional as he got older, and being aware of the spirits that are constantly around us is a huge part of Sioux spirituality. The Cheyenne believe that once something terrible happens in a place, it…

Or perhaps she was fed up with you leaving all your shit all over the place.