Who among us doesn’t have a street circuit of some kind mapped out somewhere near your home? Even if it’s only in your head!

Been waiting for this for a while fellow Jalops.

Forget solar freaking roadways, what about magnetic freaking roadways? Think of the fuel costs that could be saved by Landspeeder-like vehicles! FLYING CARS!

Huh? Volcom has been popular since the early 90’s.

How am I supposed to drive all of those cars at once?

Because nothing says I do what I want like a hot rod (bonus points if you have a new significant other riding with). An expensive car just says your trying too hard and comes off as if your not over them or still trying to impress them, your same old car just says you couldn’t actually do any better than you already…

When my ex and I started dating, I had a 2006 Evo IX MR. He hated that car. He didn’t like the seats (too broad for the Recaros), didn’t like the look (too ricey), and he hated the attention it got me. He finally convinced me to sell it a few years into our relationship. He said he’d never let me drive another,…

You’ve gotta show her that you’ve moved on.

volvo. says: “i broke up with you and am ready to start a family with the next one i meet... which isn’t you”

Video games and TV is what I’m seeing most of here which is kind of sad.

This is my kinda Jesus Christ Pose.

**TERRIBLE ELECTRONIC VOICE** TELL ME. DO YOU HAVE GARLIC STIX? YOU SHOULD.

Does he/did he actually have a use case for a multitool at Disney... Who knows I could imagine a few highly likely scenarios. A loose leg on a table or chair, loose wheel on luggage..... So on

They be singing Crimea River.

I really want to have an AMC AMX painted blue with a union flag on top called the General Sherman just so I can tour the south and do burnouts in front of every confederate memorial I run across. I’m kind of a lowbrow asshole though, so ideas like that really appeal to me.

alternate topshots we were looking at:

*fucking lols*

there’s always one of you guys around ...