How am I supposed to drive all of those cars at once?

Because nothing says I do what I want like a hot rod (bonus points if you have a new significant other riding with). An expensive car just says your trying too hard and comes off as if your not over them or still trying to impress them, your same old car just says you couldn’t actually do any better than you already…

When my ex and I started dating, I had a 2006 Evo IX MR. He hated that car. He didn’t like the seats (too broad for the Recaros), didn’t like the look (too ricey), and he hated the attention it got me. He finally convinced me to sell it a few years into our relationship. He said he’d never let me drive another,…

You’ve gotta show her that you’ve moved on.

volvo. says: “i broke up with you and am ready to start a family with the next one i meet... which isn’t you”

They be singing Crimea River.

I really want to have an AMC AMX painted blue with a union flag on top called the General Sherman just so I can tour the south and do burnouts in front of every confederate memorial I run across. I’m kind of a lowbrow asshole though, so ideas like that really appeal to me.

alternate topshots we were looking at:

*fucking lols*

This is the cold air intake on my friends Miata, he sees nothing wrong with it.

Rust. Intentional rust.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

“Honestly officer, I didn’t even see him.”

What do I win?

If you ever get a chance read the Amazon reviews on these, they’re hilarious.

Work trucks retailing over 25k.

Good thing it’s not a car, or a street vehicle, or in America. Dodged a bullet there.