"How not to get kidnapped" by Princess Peach.

So weed is the miracle drug from Limitless

*Eats a purple banana* Works every time...

Or putting them on phallices instead of putting them on fruit .

Aren't you getting that mixed up with carrots?

I would call my mole rat Arnold.

Po.Po.Po.Poker face.

Yeah there are no girls on the internet definitely fake.

But what about this?

Comment read fail????

You forgot the Honey badger...

Wouldn't his palms be ripped off?

They shoot locks! Am I right?

I actually tried one of the local servers still wouldn't work. But I will try to fix the problem because got many reply's ,maybe it was just a weird glitch.

Downloaded TF2. Tried to find servers. Didn't find any. Stopped playing.

That would go together with the theory way humans lost most of their body hair.Because they spent more time in the water and thus would need better grip on things.

The English are hardy

Yes in America farmers feed corn to cows,pigs,chickens,humans every stupid docile animal.

I thought that love was a battlefield...